I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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