I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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