Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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