Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
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Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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