Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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