you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
She bit a glass in half.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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