they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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