Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
my shit smells like andre
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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