Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You did what with his pubic hair?
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