Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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