I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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