i can't believe i had my finger in that
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
