It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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