he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
