Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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