I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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