I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
he fucked my hip out of place.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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