You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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