Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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