ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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