There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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