you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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