I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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