go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize
