We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Come on in and take your pants off
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