My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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