dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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