Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
