Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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