So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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