Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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