My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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