Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Randomize
