Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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