That's intense
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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