Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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