Do you still have your period?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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