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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness

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• (254): View more from Texas

  He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think she's perpetually drunk

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  It's all she knows

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now

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• (650): View more from California

  I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Fuck off. Since when do you love him??

  (212): View more from New York

  Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that

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  Can't even lie. Mad respect

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?

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