cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.