worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
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if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
How external is "for external use only"?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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