i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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