Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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