its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
