I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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