Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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