david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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