i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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