talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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