she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Sorry about my life...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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