just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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