perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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