well I can't set my house on fire every night
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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