what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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