nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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