R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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